By extension, the team kneeling down to run out the clock and end the game would be on defense, even though they have the ball, can move the ball, and maintain possession of the ball...which is the basic definition of “being on offense.”

A game should can’t never end on a penalty from the team who is currently winning.

I love how careful your wording is.

We know he didn’t do it.

I figured the five subsequent Championships might’ve been a sufficient antidote, but I’m just tickled to learn it wasn’t enough!

Apropos reminder (that has the added benefit of scratching a Yankees fan’s scab):

Goodness, that is an odd GIF....

Nice

Sorry, I’m not done here yet.

Perhaps the best way to help that child is by placing him into better (i.e. less harmful) custody, and in order to do so there needs to be a strong case for removing him from his heroin-addict parents, and to make said case they need solid evidence, and to procure solid evidence they need to take pictures of the act…

It’s weird that you’re acting like taking a photo takes more than 5 seconds. It’s not enough of a delay to make any difference. The picture will also be valuable evidence if, e.g., the mom’s lawyer claims later that she wasn’t unconscious.

A racist, a cheater, a misogynist, and a douchebag walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, Mr. Trump, we’re closed.”