227 HP and not from VAG. Yes, I’m biased as I have one of these (as a result of a similar Craigslist multi-state obsession), but even after it dies I will keep it just so I can look at it from this angle..

Toyota...I’m over the Supra...bring on the SFR

That bulbous front-end just gets worse and worse looking

Yeah, what is with all the weird things the workers are required to say?  Creepy to hear coming from a HS girl. 

My dad bought a 3 year old used a Quattroporte

Never liked this comparison.  It’s not the equivalent because purchasing power doesn’t decrease as he makes more money.  His million still buys more than your $2500.

I’d cry if I lost out on a million bucks.

Right there with you. Since he’s such a big macho man who never cries ever. That mentality is toxic, and he deserves any shit thrown his way.

I’m not a gif guy but if I were I’d probably do the “That escalated quickly” one. 

FAKE NEWS! Isiah Thomas isn’t too big for literally anything.

Come on fam you are too big to be crying like that...

It’s going to be fun watching Green flame out at life when his playing time is over.

Rudy got interviewed for a feature while getting a pedicure and has a lightning bolt etched into his hair. He doesn’t give a fuck what Ballkicker & Permanent Veteran’s Minimum Injury Insurance Claim thinks.

He’s got the best win shares in the league, lost a spot to Russ’s bricks, and missed out a bonus that’s 46% of…

Let’s ask Thomas how he felt after his sister was killed in that car accident. 

He’s a savior just because he got crucified for our sins? I like people who weren’t crucified. OK? I hate to tell you. Perhaps he’s a savior, but he said some very bad things about a lot of good people who steal from the poor and hate their neighbors. So I dunno. I lot of people are saying he wasn’t that great.