I don’t even eat in my car.

With words that are in coherent english and with subject and verb agreement and everything. How dare a black woman be able to read and write properly when Trump can’t.

Hold up. We need to take the time to pause and reflect on this:

It has to do with the irony of an effeminate southern gentleman in in over-macho, under-brained Trumpistan.

I don’t despise Graham because he is a deeply closeted and psychologically unhealthy person. I despise him because he is a hypocrite that lets republican/fascists destroy lives in the LGBTQ community.

At least she could write it herself…

Because this guy is the stereotypical GOP dude that goes around bashing gays and promoting “family values” and he’s gayer than Liberace.

That shit is the worst.  It will fucking destroy the roof of your mouth.  

The meltdown that’s going to happen once the House subpoenas Trump’s tax returns, or when Mueller finally drops indictments on people like Don Jr. and Roger Stone, is going to be end of “Raiders of the Lost Ark” esque.

Yep. It’s funny how less than 10 years ago people like Krizilonski was criticizing Cal for one-and-dones. Now look. Not only this, but Krizilonski
also used USA Basketball, nationally-ran ads with credit card companies, and an ESPN+ docu-series to “recruit” players; but no one says a thing.

Yes, girl. Do not concede shit. Fuck these dizzy dipshit white men, who think they own the world.

She wrote that she loathes children I hope she doesn’t have any! I also loathe children and for that reason I got fixed at 21. They are not cute in any way no matter what the parent thinks. 

This is perfect except it’s missing one important element, the part where they try to get out of tipping.

Dear Salty,

Both my wife and I work very hard and we think we deserve, nay, are entitled to blow off a lot of steam with a nice dinner out with our 14 month-old Instabook tenant.

Yet we get dirty looks (of jealousy?) wherever we go because we find it convenient to change our kid’s nappy at our table. (It’s the good…

That’s just a TT with an Erebuni body kit on it. 

Duffy actually teaches “dining, social, and personal skills for the Etiquette School of Central PA.”

How did the cops know where Kemp lived? Also the cops actually spent the time to go visit Kemp when no crime was committed. That’s some dedication you don’t usually see from the local Slave Patrol.

then they are all fake holidays.

Damn, I miss my mom. Doesn’t matter how old you get- in every man there is a little boy that needs his mother.

His nose looks like my labradoodle’s nutsack.