If anything is consistent about the Bucs, it’s their capacity to show MRSA to their players.

There is the allegation that Winston grabbed the driver’s crotch

I’m pretty sure that’s what Mel Kiper Jr. means when he says “escapability.”

Sounds like the president

Ya, but the average NFL fan wouldn’t be able to read and understand what you so eloquently wrote.

The “W” is for “wang”.

I’d respect teams a lot more if they were just honest about guys like Winston and didn’t try to shove this bullshit down our throats:

It’s certainly done wonders for Ben Roethlisberger’s career.

Squinty SOB, can’t trust ‘em. 

That smile and the *let me get on a table while I rouse everyone up to play BAWL* is positively sociopathic.

Vegas doesn’t take odds on whether gravity exists, they won’t take odds on whether Winston is a rapist. 

Jameis Winston and his phony smile and performative enthusiasm are chilling to me.

“Where’d All the Wypipo Go? A Hardy Boys Mystery.”

Nah, white people got plans to deal with this.

Don’t stop writing!

My bad, sorry. My wife and I have no plans to pass on our garbage (whiteness aside) genes, so we’re responsible for at least four angry boomers.

The babyboomers finally all fucking off to the embrace of Satan at last?

I’m white, and I’ll have you know...

So that’s why mayonnaise is on sale.

As a rational white person (trademark pending) this is great news. Less Beckys and Chads out there in 20 years cluttering up the job market for people those without the extreme privilege.