I’m guessing he passes on the STD with a bunch of emotional and psychological abuse — you’re tainted now, no one will ever want you but me, aren’t you glad I’m able to take care of you, etc. As for what STD it is, I’m guessing it’s either viral and incurable, like herpes, or an antibiotic-resistant strain of something…

Whatever it takes to bring R. Kelly down finally: I’m here for it.

Night Court star Harry Anderson has died at 65.

I thought one of the instances was back in the fall but the other was like a week and a half ago. She may have known about the first one, but again you don’t want that shit hitting the world right before you give birth. I’ve definitely known some WASPy-assed housewives that knew their husbands cheated but if the…

...and the Award for Hall Pass of the decade goes to: Tristan Thompson

it’s more of a macrostatement than a tailored-for-all-relevant-situations statement, but I can parse it out further if necessary:

What strikes me about the Kardashian women is not their choice of first names, but always giving their children their fathers’ last names.

I feel like there’s cheating, and then there’s cheating while embarrassing you publicly less than a week before giving birth. One she may have known about and turned a blind eye to, but the other is another level. Doubt it was on purpose, since she was getting plenty dragged when the news broke.

I am hoping that Khloe named her True to be petty and get a really good, long lasting dig in on Tristan. Also, because she needed something true in her life. After Lamar, and now Tristan, there hasn’t been a lot of true people in her life. Also, it has the alliteration that her name has.

it looks like it finally got the AMC show back on the right track (...maybe).

I’m hoping it goes more the direction of season 4 when they had gotten a routine at the prison and were problem solving in a different way. There’s a lot of untapped potential in telling that kind of world-building story without cartoon villains and constant explosions and craziness. It’s a different tone for sure,…

Kylie Jenner brought out a hot pink wig and ‘grammed it with the Mean Girls quote: “I’m not a regular mom I’m a cool mom.”

Way to push that narrative that kids are the newest and bestest accessory Kylie. It’s easy to be the cool mom when you have an army of servants at your beck and call so you can bump off to Coachella for the weekend...

It probably doesn’t cure anything (especially none of the awful things), but hell if it isn’t the only thing that gets me to sleep since my husband died. And keeps the PTSD cancer death related thoughts at bay.

You couldn’t pay me enough to hang out with most of these douchebags.

At this point any parent who signs their kid up to work for Disney should be charged with child abuse, because everyone knows how that will end. A parent who allows their kid, or even pushes their kid to work for Disney does not love their child

I hate this narrative of a broken man, once it’s revealed someone sexually assaults or harasses people. A lot of broken men and women do not grow up to be abusers themselves.

How in the world does it go both ways? TV and film acting is not a specialized skill the same way the theater is.

During his eventual interview with Good Morning America, he’ll claim that he’s afraid of failure and sabotaged his relationship on purpose, or something else equally asinine.

He’s Khloe’s type. She always date dudes who treat her like that.