Money when the old goat drops. Audreys career is..well there you have it there is no career.

This literally sounds like something Saul Goodman would have come up with.

The joke about having “2...or 3...or more” DUIs pisses me off so much. Like people are killed by drunk drivers constantly, it’s not cute, bad girl behavior to look back at with a fond eyeroll. Also it doesn’t really make Lawyer.com look like they take the law seriously?

Yeah I was remarking how amazing Jessica Jones’ skin is for someone who supposedly drinks herself to sleep every night. My husband said, and she’s so skinny too!

Not to mention the plastic surgery and botox injections. I’ve seen animatronic animals at a Chuck-E-Cheese capable of more facial movement than she displayed in that ad.

WAIT. Where’s her new accent? It’s the only reason I watched the blooper reel.

This is the part I really don’t understand about the whole thing. He’s not hot enough to make up for his personality. I don’t understand at all.

The world actually did end in 2012 as predicted by the Mayans. Since then, we’ve been living in a strange purgatory where things become increasingly more ludicrous. One day we will hit a breaking point and wake up to a new world, a new consciousness.

Seriously, the moment she hurt someone directly (as opposed to indirectly) she shifted from “sad story she needs help” to “she needs help but that help should occur while she’s incarcerated”.

Years of hard partying/drugs/drinking really do a number on the skin.

I mean it sure helped that the justice system let her off over and over for her many crimes, other people seem to have a harder time overcoming these factors for obvious reasons.

She looks great and I’m glad she’s getting work. But the glossing over the DUIs is really irritating given the fact a regular person would still be under the jail for half the crimes she committed. She ran over a human being with her car! So she can fuck right off with the giggling.

Yeah. So many people root for her and I’m just like yeah yeah I’m glad she’s sober but she can still go away.

I’m happy for her and empathize with present and former child stars.

No, no. I’m not amused by the fact that this little white girl has managed to get away with so much shit. I look at her face and think “the black kid did it.” She’s horrible.

Why does everything in 2018 feel like a fever dream?

That and they really liked having a lot of unprotected sex. So they must of liked each other... unless the wife is promised X amount of money for each kid had in their prenup.

Forcing me to listen to either one is a violation of the Geneva Convention.

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