Bari Weiss’s absurd hyperbole (‘end of civilization’) is something SO many people constantly do nowadays. And it’s not a Millennial thing - it’s people of all ages, especially those who use social media heavily (and things like Kinja). Everything is the end of the world. Everything is the GOAT. Every mildly funny…

Pence thinks Jesus talked to him.

I 100% believe it’s true. That’s what these weird evangelicals believe.

I worked with a woman who claimed God spoke to her. She would pepper her conversations with the various tidbits that God had said to her. One time I did say to her “You realize that if you claimed your invisible friend Ted was speaking to you, you’d be on serious medication right now, don’t you? But because you say…

She also shot down Marissa’s hope that the country will still be okay. “No, we are not going to be okay,” Omarosa said.

After the last year, I cannot imagine anything She could reveal that would shock me.

Omarosa Manigault-Whatever (she does not get to mononym on my comments) is desperate to maintain her place on the public stage; hence her dishing White House dirty laundry. She is still a despicable person. That said, I believe her.

The enemy of my enemy is not my friend.

But if you’re like, for instance, a figure skater and you’re not in direct patient contact or in a medical profession or handling food and you wash your hands properly...

Why, exactly, are long nails gross?

I AM ALL ABOUT THIS LIFE. Please more nail zoomies of Olympians.

Why in the fuck does there need to be more than one accuser?!

They’re both men. I know this because they share so much, constantly. At least Juyjuy is usually only one of the first commenters during weekdays. MD is one of the first commenters day, night, weekend, weekdays, despite that he’s 5 hours ahead of eastern time. Honestly, I just scroll past them now usually. I’m so sick…

Holy wow, MD just had some humblebrag saying he got turned down for a job because “he’s too old” and then he mentioned he’s in his EARLY 20s. What the ever loving fuck. Some dude in his early 20s has basically taken over Jez to share his wisdom. How did we get here.

There have been several threads about this but it seems like it’s only gotten worse. Doesn’t help that other commenters are commenting less frequently.

It’s that exactly. “In the black” space has become more rarefied lately (I’m pre-morning gloria days, lest kinja), yet these guys always occupy the first 5 minute comment. Honestly, it’s like they refresh every minute! I just want interesting insights on the topic brought up.

Sorry, but Meg Ryan should be the cautionary tale for any actress who feels pressured to go under the knife to recapture youth. Whoopi and Molly Shannon both look wonderful and normal sitting next to her and they’re roughly the same age as Meg.

He’s a Trump guy (dear fucking god)

I’ve been refreshing since 4 my time, and it didn’t go up until almost 7pm for me. I’m in Seattle.

I just have to share that today is the first day of my life where I felt completely content.