I know Gruden is bad, but to lump him with Gruden, Gruden, Gruden, Gruden, and Gruden?  That seems harsh.

This post is a perfect excuse to show the most brutal poster dunk of this season

Flatulategate.

Gwyneth Paltrow, without hesitation, even before hating her was a thing. Couple decades now. I do like movies where bad stuff happens to her character. I am fascinated by my own level of animosity, because I tend to like most celebs, unless they’re rumored to be crappy pet owners or bigots.

Jenny McCarthy. Although that’s actually pretty rational and with plenty of reason.

YES! My husband understands the tweezers hierarchy as:
1. The GOOD tweezers. MY tweezers. They were hand milled in England and were designed to put together dollhouse miniatures. I won’t even tell him where they are.
2. The back-up good tweezers that have been lost for 6 months but I still hold out hope they can be…

I’m surprised he never realized it’s the same as his wife borrowing his razor to shave her legs, and him going from “brand new razor, only used once” to “holy hell this rips my face apart” without enjoying anything in between.

Yeah, I read that and I was like, “Drew, haven’t you been married for like, a while? WTF man. Don’t touch your wife’s grooming stuff man.”

Allow me to contribute a girl perspective on the tweezer thing. Women use tweezers for primarily one function - plucking various hairs that are not where they should be (if I was on Jezebel I would say this is because of the patriarchy, so it’s basically your own fault!), with an occasional sideline of digging out…

Poor Sally Jenkins was actually driven insane by this spectacle and wrote an astonishingly bad article that could have been avoided with just a small amount of research.

This pretty much sums up my thoughts, although I might argue that the coaching call wasn’t totally ticky-tack. I’ve been watching tennis for over 35 years... Coaching happens, and rarely gets called, however, Patrick’s coaching was far more blatant than other calls I’ve seen through the years.

Oh, a trivia game! I love trivia games.

Being among Patriots fans is the worst part about living in New England. Not the weather, not the albino-puritan culture, not the driving, not even Dunkin Donuts coffee. No, it’s having to deal with all the mouth-breathing, scrunched-faced dipfucks in their Tom Brady/Danny Amendola/Rob Gronkowski/Tedy…

I think a consensus of historians believe that the residents of Columbia burned their own city down as Sherman moved in. Would that their descendants do the same.

They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.

Until a person who has committed an offense has actually acknowledged what they’ve done, apologized, and made every effort to make amends, I refuse to accept them as a fellow human. I don’t care if it’s cutting me off in traffic or murder.

Carolina barbecue is the way it is because Southerners are too lazy to chew.

“The worst part about the Rams coming back to LA is that it’s another reminder that we’re still part of the USA. The NFL is terrible, it really is Trump’s America writ large: its fans are racist mouth-breathers, its owners are ancient racist bloodsuckers. The televised product is so boring it makes baseball look fun.…

“That recipe which is endlessly changeable and adaptable because you make it yourself? It’s too sweet or to bitter. And it’s too chunky. That’s why I prefer low-quality, unadaptable, nearly inedible cranberry Jello.”

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad! If you’ve been subjected to cranberry sauce with only two ingredients I can’t blame you, though. That would be pointless at best.