Sure, but what’s the spread?

Makes me miss Johnny Unitas: “Yep, that was a good throw and a good catch right there.” Repeat.

Didn’t click on any of the links above, so don’t know if you’ve already included this, but here goes:

True. But I do have mornings like that, however.

Yeah, wouldn’t it be worse to say “I’ll make sure you never leave this shitty job!”

Lower than Bronson Pinchot but higher than your cousin who was an extra in a Van Damme movie.

Or...

That gif is the best thing I’ve seen all day.

I did this once. Was buying a bunch of crap snack food BECAUSE I COULD with the wife out of town. Got a “ha ha does your wife know you eat like that?” “My wife died.” No response, just shocked silence.

“...if you see nothing but boring old white people in an ethnic restaurant or really anywhere where flavor is key (BBQ)...”

You can bet your kazoos I’m in.

“We’d be cool if the wild game did a better job at mowing my lawn.” THIS, OH THIS. C’mon you lazy critters, earn your keep!

They’re opening for The String Cheese Incident at the next Bonnaroo Festival.

Christ. UVA and Notre Dame. Praying for a Scott Stadium-sized sinkhole to open up....right...now.

Statues like that are like a room full of dolls: creepy as hell.

Or from Stripes: “No, but I’m willing to learn.”

You know there is. There just has to be.

Hero. My hero.

I’m right there with you.

Like Jah Rule: “Jah Red.”