Fun fact: my wife works on the digital side of Barnes & Noble and I can say with some authority that dinosaur erotica went out of vogue sometime in 2014.

Tyrannosaurus Sex

The NHL should just get a hologram of Stompin Tom Connors. Because he’s really what the fans want to see.

I volunteer with a prison book group, and we also get tons of requests for second language learning stuff as well. English/Spanish dictionaries are one of our most popular requests. Regular dictionaries and thesauruses, too. Last year someone donated 250 dictionaries to us, and it was like manna from heaven. But they…

My parents lived near that building 50 years ago and my mom was OBSESSED with trying to spot her. Then one day, my mom was pushing my brother in a baby carriage and Greta Garbo was walking towards them. As she passed my mom, she said, “you’re baby is beautiful”.

I used to LOVE Kristen Bell, but when she was the “official Thanksgiving hostess” or some shit for like 3 different companies, she lost me.

The first movie was bad. She’s making bad decisions.

Orders for the auto-lock button about to go sky-high in 3,2,1.....

You’re wrong about a lot of things, but you’re not wrong about the tight scheduling of Thanksgiving and Christmas. When Canada annexes the smoking remains of the US one day, you’ll all realize how much better it is to have Thanksgiving in October. You’ll see.

FINAL Megyn Kelly Wardrobe Wall - 9/25/17-11/17/17

This is probably the most satisfying conclusion to a column.

Yeah but you just think she’d be sick of that same old love.

From the source:

Prepare for lots of self-congratulation from Hollywood on resolving its culture of abuse.

The thing about Mel Gibson... he’s a monster. But, when he went on his antisemitic rant Hollywood was up in arms. When Charlie Sheen was arrested for beating a woman, they gave him a TV show. Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist with a movie franchise. Josh Brolin beat up America’s sweetheart and was nominated for an…

If only there were more roles for older white men.