The scene where Carrie gives J-Hud’s character a handbag and the *emotional moment* music plays, as if something meaningful is happening.... vom!

All rise for shade court

Guys, did you know that rosacea is caused by the POOP of tiny face mites that live on our skin? Everyone has the mites, but people with rosacea are the only ones who react badly to the poop?

same same. That’s the goal though, right? To look like you’re naturally fabulous without the need for makeup?

ummmm I see no cellulite. Girl is toned!

1000 words. Go.

No no, you guys. THIS ONE:

Guys!!! I just saw that is in a band called MOTHXR! This is not a drill!

Dan Humphries: I was a wet blanket before it was cool

ME TOO!!!! I kept getting daily nosebleeds on the kindergarten storytime rug.

I’m getting Tori Amos vibes here. Anyone else?

Conspiracy alert!!!

Harper still looks starstruck though .... *breaks out electric keyboard for spontaneous Biebs duet of Hey Jude* ...as Harper does

Go Cate! At the Oscars when the E! camera panned up and down her dress, she bent down to it and said “Do you do this to the guys, too?”

BRB, getting cheesepuffs and a Brita

It’s crazy to me that the piles of allegations against him (especially the detailed stories dug up through Jezebel/Gawker) haven’t reached a critical mass for people to start noticing.

Guys can we talk about this??? I’m 30 but this show is important to me on a weirdly deep level

As a fellow long-time lurker who just started an actual account for the purpose of commenting a few months ago, I say, stay!

Lol mkayyyyyy sure

face biting ftw