*dreams do come true*

Yeah I love how this brings it back to Old SKool Kim hustle. The real question is... was she trolling us back then too?

So it DOES have a happy ending!

If my CTA commute is ever lingerie-bombed by this girls gone wild wannabe I'm pushing the "in case of emergency, harassment or vandalism" safety strip.

Really hoping your story blows up so the Met has to officially comment on it... and heck, maybe they'll introduce a "people have different types of hair and it's OK" policy...

Fantastic article!

Hang on, didn't Rachel McAdams and The Gos date for a long while? I think they were engaged!

Ellie totally phoned that one in. Sounds like a bad 80's ballad.

STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO YOKO

Your friend is great!

John Mayer: "I am the most perfect snowflake. Even my mistakes are deliberate acts of genius".... Barf.

Ugh yes. So depressing that we have explain this point.....repeatedly

Agree. Is this also not a departure from their usual campaigns? I'm kind of waiting for an "official" correction from them... Even in a loose collective there are founding principles of their values or the scope of their actions, right?

10/10! I'd better add some obscure castles to my next trip.....you never know which historically significant dungeon kitchens you might get to make a strudel in! Neat!

Death as Rock Star.... Hey why not? Dude has a lot of power and can take all the ladies he wants!

Ok so in this musical Death is a rhinestone cowboy? Hoping Kelly can write an equally insightful article about what it all meannnnnns.

Reeeally? Tell us everythinnnnng

Yes. And no one is suggesting there are North Korean soldiers hiding in popcorn machines across the nation, but there is a very real possibility that some idiot vigilante will do something bad at ONE theater, somewhere in America.

She smells the camera before it even thinks of looking at her

Wow Martha really takes TGIF seriously