Jesus, what a fuckin’ nail-biter; glad you survived.

I appreciate where you’re coming from, but for my part, I won’t be getting back on a street motorcycle until either a) the average dipshit driver, or 2) his/her ability to use a cellphone while driving is removed from the equation. Yes, I would trust a self-driving car more than the typical meatbag on the road.

How’s the reliability of your sport wagon?

“He worked for a while at a Ferrari/Saab dealership.” 

So, I guess GT designers also don’t know the difference between “breaks” and “brakes”.

Oh, it’s a white guy??? Well, shit. Watch how fast this story dies now that the racism angle is gone. Nothing to see here, people. Move along.

Jesus Christ, what’s the German word for ‘patsy’?

Yeah, imagine the uproar if in a similar situation a coach said “we’re all white, we’re all brothers.”

This blows my mind. I thought all the douchebag Californians had aready relocated up here to Idaho.

I need this. Working two pedals AND a steering wheel while I’m trying to check the Facebook is a huge pain in my ass.

Fuck an A!

Came here to read about cars, not social commentary. Anyway to keep this sort of thing from popping up when I visit Jalopnik, or is this what I’m gonna get when I visit this site? Thanks so much.

Ah yes, of course. “It’s all white men and mildly privledged white women...”

Same here. Springtime always make me second guess the decision. Then I see someone texting on their fucking phone while driving and it goes away. Stay safe out there, people.

Jesus Christ, like I need Justin Westbrook to tell me what I should think about this political shitshow. How about you stick to cars, K?

Now you’re using your brain. We are, and will always be, little more than upright, hairless chimpanzees. We’re territorial, tribalistic, racist, and judgmental. And that’s when times are good!

Yeah, looks like he’s having a total blast. Sweet. Nice job, “boostedboiz”.

Huh.