Alternate version: “Always be yourself, no matter what. Unless you can be a bigger fameball as a knock-off of your Armenian half-sisters, in which case you should totes go all in on spray tan, black hair dye and lip injections.”

I mean, I agree, but if we’re going to be real, girlfriend has had a nose job, her chin done, and a brow lift as well. Not to mention lipo on her waist and thighs and butt implants, quite possibly. If she’s happier with that, then fine, but it seems insane to me that her legal guardians signed off on all of that…

The allegation at the time was that Kardashian was the one who got rid of the bag full of bloody clothes/murder weapon.

I was a junior in HS and a student got to walk around to every classroom and signal at the door whether or not OJ was guilty. It was like a wave of sound as each class got their turn and reacted.

He wasn’t a public defender, so that noble calling can go out the window. He was an inactive lawyer who reactivated his license to defend Simpsons, who he very possibly also helped get rid of evidence.

Many of them don’t even get paid that much. Public defenders typically make very little (relatively speaking), for example.

As far as I know, he believed OJ in the beginning, but changed his mind during the trial.

Sure. He was such a man of extreme faith and integrity that he willingly defended someone he KNEW was guilty of murder. He was slime.

Not that this makes you feel better, but I didn’t know until college that Catholics actually believe that the pope gets to be a kind of God or something like that. I thought he was just the priest who had the most tenure.

Yes. Funk/Soul/Disco.

Hip Hop? Shouldn’t it be Funk?

And they were taxed and considered second class citizens to Muslims. Please don’t try and make medieval Islam look progressive. If you weren’t a person of the book you could be murdered for no other reason than that if you wouldn’t convert. Even medieval Europe, as anti-semitic as it was in places, didn’t tax Jews for…

Wait, what? I’m not Muslim and don’t know if there are sects of Muslims whose beliefs align with what you said, but I thought that it’s accepted by all three Abrahamic religions that the concubine Hagar’s son by Abraham was Ishmael, and Ishmael is a forefather of Muhammad, not Muhammad himself.

Then how do you explain, that for muslims, non-muslims are considered infidels? Their religious beliefs are not even considered as valid. In a country like Afganistan, you could not convert from Islam to Christianity without being threatened by death. Are you seriously trying to parse words by using the “people of the…

Christianity, Judaism, and Islam do have a common ancestor in the form of Abraham, who was a Hebrew (aka: Ancient Jew). The great split that divided Islam from the other two (Christianity didn’t come about until later when Jesus of Nazareth was born and became a traveling prophet who ended up offending the Hebrew…

I mean, you could get killed (and many do) in some countries for not being the right type of Muslim, let alone a whole different religion altogether.

“I stand in religious solidarity with Muslims Christians because they, like me, a Christian Muslim, are people of the book,”

Wait though who's favorite place is a freeway?

“I just wanted to do something different.”

RIGHT! She doesn’t have a favorite restaurant, or a favorite park but she has a favorite spot on the fucking freeway?