I’m sick of that girl, she peaked with silver linings playbook and it’s been a steady decline out of favor ever after.

Seriously, I get wanting your offspring to be unique. But I’ll remember a Mike who invents a cure for AIDS faster than I will a Balthazar who makes craft cocktails based on moon phases.

This might be the most hipster paragraph ever:

She’s doing better. She’s actually starting to bully her sister Stormeggdon the Dark Lord of All. And I’m starting to let her go naked when I’m home. So, be happy for Lady Gaga the cat!

I have a cat named Lady Gaga. She has to wear pajamas because of her over grooming. You can feel bad for her. And also think she is adorable.

It’s important to note that while yes, Vivian Kubrick is raising money for Duvall, Kubrick is a Scientologist. Duvall is in serious need of mental health treatment, which will most likely involve psychiatrists, psychologists, and psych meds. Kubrick is deleting any message on GoFundMe that brings this up. Since…