“Whaaaaaa, everyone’s against my multiple Super Bowl-winning team and it’s SO UNFAIR!!!!!!”. Simmons is everything that sucks about sports.

It’s hilarious how literally every single thing these vapid morons do centers solely around being more desirable to men. “Look at my tiny waist/huge booty/supple breasts/full pouty lips!”. Their lives are totally devoid of all meaning, they exist to be fuckable and nothing more.