I mix sexist fanboy tears in with my homemade Oreo banana milkshakes. Gets me high as fuck.

The people who will not handle this well are the same ones already throwing tantrums and feces over the casting choice. No advertising push was going to mollify them. Might as well thumb your nose at the haters as you strut past.

Yyyyeah, this’ll be go down well.

Any time I hear about the Opportunity I like to remember the fact that it’s been there for over 14 years and is still going strong, and its original mission was only supposed to last 92 days.

The odds are heavily in favor of the cop being black too, seeing as how that area of Dallas is mostly black.

Many places do have requirements like that. Dallas requires 45 college credits (so ~1.5 semesters) or prior police or military experience.

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

Google owns much of the internet backbone?  Do tell....

If only UK’s athletic director or president had covered this up and molested the players, the NCAA would let them off with a sternly worded letter.

Still on unlimited 4G from 2011 and not (willingly) giving it up.

Make it more expensive to hire these workers and you hurt them even more because Amazon will not hire as many. 

Hello again, friend of a friend, I knew you when our common goal was waiting for the world to end.

It is in many of the unlimited contracts that streaming content maybe throttled. Read the contract people and this wouldn’t be a surprise.

Sunday makes INFINITELY more sense than Saturday ever did. Sunday is family TV night, and even those who don’t have families are PROBABLY working on Monday so not going out much Sunday night. The audience is there on that night for sure.

“Lovely Clarkson, meter maid, where would I be without you?”
—Paraphrased from some obscure Liverpudlian band, the name of which escapes me, but I know it had the same name as a car.

Stop. Giving. Us. MMO. Lite. Games.

If something attached to an airplane can’t handle a pilot giving it a firm tug on preflight than it definitely can’t handle the aerodynamic or G-forces imposed on the object during flight. I haven’t been flying long but I’ve already prevented a few things from falling off the aircraft because I give things a firm tug…

OTOH dudes that buy a $200 squirt gun would totally shoot a girl in a sundress in the back. At least that’s realistic.

That opening gif is not representative of the reaction she would have. That’s more of an “Oh you..” instead of the more real “What the fuck Adam?!”.

Can you just cancel your account then start a new one?

Can you just cancel your account then start a new one?