Honestly, if Bill Gates specifically killed someone, I would probably trust his judgement about it and say the guy was probably an asshole.

You cant. And if you could, it would probably take more tax dollars, forcing the city to pull even more bullshit ticketing practices. There just needs to be traffic law reform. A state here in California has been championing that, pushing things like income based repayment plans.

I moved here from Arizona and my car had very dark window tint from when I purchased it. They did the same, 1 ticket per day scam, when I first moved here and that accounts for a large chunk of the total ticket cost and they wouldn’t drop those tickets even after I removed the tint. 

Yielding?

15 tickets in a year, or a little over one a month.

What do you keep in your private towers? I keep a princess, against her will, in each of mine.

Well, if it were some white guy with an illegal junkyard or a jabroni violating his HOA bylaws by parking a tank in front of his house we’d have already started a gofundme for them.

Right, the largest number of citations has to do with running red lights.

Every now and then I think of driving a motorcycle, and then I read things like “I almost died because I was leaning slightly too far back when I accelerated”

Not to mention “motorcycle vlogger.”

“If was going any slower or faster, I wouldn’t [have] been so fortunate,”

As a 30 year rider and survivor of many self-inflicted crashes, I’m not buying his explanation. Dude should buy a lottery ticket with that kind of luck though. That, or go live in a cave the rest of his life because he used all of his luck up.

NO I DIDN’T WHEELIE

Not sure if you read the link, but it’s projected to be an average of $82M annually, starting at $50M in the first year, meaning it will be well over $82M/year when the deal concludes

How far can the MLB punt a football?

MLB responded with a statement to the Times: “We have received the grievance and believe it has no merit.”

Well, at least Mineralblu is watermarking their pictures with useful information like franchise the cosplay comes from. It seems to me that if you’re going to collate a bunch of these pictures into an article, you should really put a little bit of effort into naming each character and the franchise they’re from as…

Can we talk about how that Tropic Thunder is a black dude cosplaying as a white dude playing a black dude disguised as another dude?

Yay, the first ever cosplay post where the cosplay is labelled. And lo and behold...it wasn’t Kotaku finally doing some basic labelling...it was the photographer taking pity on his viewers and watermarking the labels.

You know as a european with family ties into the former eastern bloc, american views of fascism and totalitarity always confuse me.