You know, I didn’t really think there was a way that Goodell could screw this up, but here we are. All he really had to do was hand down the discipline and then let an independent arbitrator hear the appeal and probably scale the punishments back a bit. But the egotistical fuckwad has to insert himself into the…

I was working and had to follow the game on Gamecast, which was truly surreal. What I noticed was:

Dude.....the front and rear tires don’t even match! Obviously cheap “Sell it red respray.” Also looks like the catalytic converter is missing. The whole rear exhaust is missing. Stupid Fiats.

when I worked at Lexus we had a customer come in complaining about an oil leak on his LS 460 when the model first came out. He had the same routine every morning he would pull out of his driveway. check see the cleanliness of his driveway, go to work come home, and by morning time there was a puddle of oil. management…

From the website:

In my early life I worked as a motorcycle customizer, and I sold various off the shelf stuff as well. One of these items was some random oil cooler for a GSXR 1000, very basic, and it had an IN and an OUT port. As are the hoses. These were clearly stamped in the metal. A customer from Vegas ordered this kit, and…

So I bought this E500 instead of a new camry based on a post by this one guy who said it was super easy to maintain a Mercedes and I was a sucker for buying Camry. Anyways....it had a creaking noise when the steering wheel was turned so I hit up the local MB forums where these rich doodz told me I needed to get a…

Uuummmm.....no.

Jackass in a very public position punches a coworker and gets fired for it publicly does not equate to “he’s now allowed to punch all future coworkers and they are required to accept it”.

If anything it means: Jackass in a very public position punches a coworker, gets fired for it now knows that his…

I’ll fire away.

Hey, some of us don’t have to tell lies, and usually it’s the service writer doing the lying, anyway. Besides, most customers wait so long to bring their hoopty piles of shit in that they’ve developed 2 or 3 other problems, and any lying we do is actually hiding all the broken shit said customer caused so that we a)…

I had a customer with a Mercedes E500, air suspension, the whole lot. They were complaining about a creaking noise when the steering was turned. They went to several shady shops in Dearborn, got recommendations on what they needed to replace and came to me with parts to install. First red flag, enormous box, from rock…

I had a Taxi driver that wanted me to change all four sets of pads and rotors for $20 on his lunch break, and he was pissed at me when I said no, to the point of complaining to my boss.

Had a customer that brought his truck in to the same shop. The parking lot sloped uphill, the truck needed a starter and had frozen…

I can guess the truthful responses.

First, buy new wagons. Send the message to the automakers that there is indeed an American desire for longroofs. The more new wagons they sell, the better they can make the case of bringing over some other choices.

The “Better Together” campaign in Scotland was a political campaign looking to specifically affect the outcome of a democratic vote as important as any election. Saying it’s not political by virtue of not being specifically tied to a political party would be as disingenuous as saying donating to a SuperPAC isn’t…

Back when the general consensus was that meanie feminists forced Joss Whedon off Twitter with their witchery, I remember being really pissed off because no one ever acts like women being hateswarmed on Twitter means the Internet needs to go to its room and think about what it’s done. Hell, Cecily Strong deleted her…

Unions are a big reason why workers don’t get fucked over as bad in the U.S. as they do in Mexico.

When asked for comment, Mayweather said he didn’t understand what all the fuss was about — he’s completely comfortable fighting someone who can’t punch back.

No matter how many times it happens, I am still flabbergasted that people could be driven on a suicidal murderous rampage because somebody drew a cartoon of their flying spaghetti monster.

If you flip Feldman and Clements’ scores for Mayweather, it’s obvious that he also did 911.