“in fact the idiot cop who pulled me over thought I was trying to bribe him.”

Your relative should be ashamed to be giving these things out, and you should be ashamed for using them.  Being a family member or friend of a cop should generate zero benefit - anything else is simply corruption.   

I believe it’s on Amazon Prime.  

It isn’t a pathway to permanent residence either, that’s just the point.  It’s just a rolling waiver of deportation.  If you’re a DACA recipient, you’re no more eligible to apply for a green card than any other person who doesn’t have legal status in the US - in other words, you’re not eligible. 

“His whole point was that it won’t necessarily allow you to become a citizen but that it does allow for the chance to get your shit in order and submit paperwork for citizenship.”

Being pretty familiar with how Netflix makes content choices, a few thoughts:

DACA explicitly doesn’t provide a path to citizenship.  I think it should, but it doesn’t.  

Best used on WiFi to test your home connection.  If you’re a mobile customer, most unlimited plans include the explicit tradeoff that your video bitrate will be throttled.

General rule of thumb:
*If they’re gate checking bags because there are too many bags for the bin space, you’ll get them at baggage claim.

It’s a bit over 30% nationwide.  Certainly higher for luxury brands. 

While $600/month is crazy low, $1500 down and $1500 a month is crazy high. The below is about $1050/month (plus tax) with nothing down.

The key question for leasing is how long you plan to keep the car.  If you’re going to get a new car after three years anyway, then leasing can make a lot of sense vs. buying and then selling.  

Yup, definitely my bad!  I came through fine.  Loud “crack,” and my Pyrex (pyrex? PYREX?  Seems like it depends on where you are) dish was in several pieces in the bottom of my sink.  Easy cleanup, but did make me jump.  

They have insanely high suicide rates because of the unremitting hate they experience from people like you.  

Honestly, I don’t remember having put cold water on Pyrex before, or seen somebody do it. I was just thinking “hey, this is like a metal pan.”

Per Wikipedia (with necessary grains of salt), they swapped to a different glass formula that’s more vulnerable to thermal shock, but less prone to breaking when hit or dropped, so it’s safer net/net. 

No.  Just no.  

As a wise man once said, if you get the flu, one of two things will happen:

Perhaps, and my bet would be that, even if this technically violates the contract, Ford isn’t interested in the optics of trying to block somebody from raising money for charity. 

I’ve done the reverse, on a much smaller scale.  Pyrex dishes are amazing stuff, and they really do hold up to the heat of the oven.  What they will NOT hold up to is being taken out of the oven and then promptly put into the sink and doused with cold water.