“Brilliantly placed near misses . . .” LOL.

Definitely based on a 3rd generation Honda Accord (from a market that used the conventional headlights). The front and rear bumpers are identical, the headlights are the same shape, the grill and hood match, and the indent across the side of the car matches where the plastic trim would go on the Accord. The roughness…

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude

I don't know why they're holding president fuck jerry back. He is the genius here, let him display it to the world.

Eddie yesterday.  My 22-year-old cat today.  It’s not been great.

I spent several hours on youtube last night. Watching crappy 30-40 year old recordings of Van Halen concerts. Then I pulled out my phone and looked at all the pictures and videos I took from the last Van Halen concert I went to. It sounds stupid, but felt like I had to. Anytime I started thinking I needed to go to bed…

Yeah, I started playing the entire discography from track one and had to fight back some tears.  Still in Women & Children First.

I’ve got to admit, his death is affecting me more than I thought it would. I’m really, truly sad about this.

I remember MTV played three live Van Halen videos over and over again pretty much up until Jump came out. I also remember that the video for “Unchained” was pretty amazing. If an alien came down and asked what music was, you could just play them this video as a way of describing it

Who the hell shows up here to post some lame shit like that? Bad form, dude.

I remember thinking it was so cool his wife’s character on One Day At A Time had an Eddie Van Halen poster hanging in her bedroom.

I think you’re overthinking it.

As Tim O’Brien tweeted:

I like candidates who follow CDC guidelines, not weakass bitches who don’t wear masks and willingly infect countless people around them.

That and the whole ‘dont let it dominate your life’ bit? Tell that to people unemployed, evicted, sick with COVID or anything else that puts them at elevated risk thanks to the ongoing pandemic... I am not surprised at this at all, nor could I be more disgusted than I have been for the last 4 years, but good grief,…

Most of these “Trumpers” aren’t Republicans, they’re for Trump. The cult of personality. Pence isn’t going to inherit it, and neither is the party at large.

I don’t think people would be “happy” if Trump got sick, or even if he died, but I would say that objectively, if he got sick and died, it would be a good thing for this country, at a really important time.

“They are against us because they’re liberal media. Yeah, if I go to Fox, they will do the story. I don’t want to go to Fox.”

herman cain was double D DEAD in two short weeks

I think you’re right, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take.