K5 you say?

Since Biden can’t find the stones to say it, im glad Obama did.

Hell, even if it was a real gun, she’s a Storm Trooper, it’s not like she would have hit anything.

Pole vault.

I agree you know what you are getting into when you buy but this is an absurd set of circumstances and the HOA should acknowledge that. Nurses/Doctors are risking their lives to save others now more than ever, this RV is helping to protect her family. In my opinion the HOA should extend a unique circumstances…

Easier said than done in Florida. Almost everything is HOA controlled there, according to my friend in Tampa. It’s nearly impossible to find a house that isn’t part of a HOA unless you live out in the boonies, and they all have essentially the same set of basic rules.

He admitted to sexually assaulting women. One chamber has impeached him.

Thats pure crap

This sucks.  I mean, technically it doesn’t suck, but it’s definitely shitty.  

Probably because so much of what passes for being progressive online is taking ideologically sexy but wildly unrealistic positions and then shitting all over people who don’t match those positions 100%

Yup. I bring this up a lot, because it comes up a lot, but there’s a reason Michael Dell took Dell private again. He was tired of the treadmill and wanted to be happy making a modest profit every year. Like, the point of a company is to make money, sure, but its not to keep growing at an unsustainable rate.

It’s honestly the rise of publicly traded companies. They can’t focus on 5 years from now, they have to focus on this quarter and maybe next quarter. And they need to have growth quarter over quarter every single year or else they get hammered by Wall Street and fired. They can’t be satisfied with making a $30M profit…

If any employees from FedEx or USPS decide to reach out to tell me about conditions there, we’ll report on them. This isn’t a hit piece; I have no beef with UPS, but when multiple workers are reaching out to talk about these conditions, it deserves to be reported. No one is trying to stir up paranoia, just expose…

Thanks man! This one was fun to write. It’s always great when you find out some mundane thing has an interesting history and then you get to share it with people.

These saved my life in 1990. A drunk driver trying to make an offramp sent me into them at ~50mph in a flimsy Rabbit GTI. It was the ONE time in my life I was driving without a seatbelt. We were all seriously bruised up but fine.

These are the kinds of articles I love Jalopnik for. Super interesting read in to a subject I don’t think many of us thought about prior to today.

Poppy Northcutt would have kicked your arse into space; then given you calculations for the sick burn she just gave you.

The dealers need the entry level truck so they can upsell you to a brand new high margin F150.

Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.

That seems like a whole lot of hood to be held up by a single prop, rather than a strut or two.