You wrote some of my favorite articles on the site, and had some of the gutsiest takes I’ve ever seen. You’re one hell of a writer, a badass, and I hope to read your stuff in the future at your new publication, even though I have no business and am generally outside.

We ♥ you, Alanis and will miss you. 

Guess he was just chomping at the bit to get home.

He was saddled with other expenses.

He didn’t “refuse to comment”, his voice was just a little hoarse

could pony up even the meager cost?

That’s a pony, not a horse.

Did the horse have bus fare?  Neighgative.

Well, shit. 

The Yukon is a crossover???

I would say it’s unregulated capitalism.

Yep.

Excellent article. Tones where used lot in the past for event triggers of all kinds. The buttons tones on you phone being the one most people are familiar with.

I do it at the ends of rows, and in the deserted back parts of parking lots, where there is generous visibility. I like forcing myself to walk and my car gets less dents. In more tight situations, I’m always worried about having a head-on with someone else coming from the other drive aisle.

Have you lived in America very long?

This. If I ever see someone was trying to get in, I back out.

This is the only relevant answer.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

“Living wage? No thanks, Stalin.” -Fucking Boomers.

As a milennial, I might get in trouble for mentioning this, but we are actually meeting late next week to discuss new ways to fuck that up.