5. There’s always The Books of Magic, about a young boy with messy hair and glasses who, with his pet owl, learns to fight evil with magic. It was published 7 years before Harry Potter.

Calling the authorities and telling them you thought it was a deer is a great attempt at covering one’s ass.

We shall see how it turns out.

It’s called a flashlight. It enables visibility in the dark and everyone should have one in their car or on them at all times.

“Honey, what did the pregnancy test say?”

I hope this family sues the shit out of the school system. 

They like the fucker because he is hurting “them” and that’s all that matters. They will gladly suffer from shitty healthcare, low paying jobs, and the dissolution of democracy as long at “they” suffer worse. They hate “them” more than they care for themselves.

And they don’t even remember who he is.

He is right. Racism is very American.

Yeah because the alternative is sooooooo much better. 

I agree.

He’s trying to normalize the violence. He’s giving permission to his supporters to kill. He is desperate to win the election, because he knows there is a grocery list of charges waiting for him.

Banging her is just masturbation to him.

At least it’s not the Soviet uniform.

No, you are not paranoid. The NYPD all have their heads up their own asses.

RNC in a nutshell:

“If Joe Biden wins, America will be in chaos. There will be unemployment, widespread disease, food and supply shortages, curfews, riots, violence, and...well, OK we have all that now, but we promise we won’t fuck up the next four years as bad. Make America Great Again.....Again?”

What’s the old saying? Dress for success?

Translation: “It’s not his fault. Nobody would have gotten shot if they hadn’t been in the way of the bullets. He’s the real victim here.”

Statistically, she’s a terrible parent/person.

I knew something was up back when he was bragging about boinking his wife.

That’s always the case with religion. Someone created the rules, usually because they want to dominate and control everyone else.