“I don’t know what this guy is gonna say, but it’s a lie. Trust me, it’s a lie.”

“Not a lot of people know this, but I an a compulsive, habitual liar. I’m not even capable of telling the truth.”

He’ll ask some other country to look into her in return for something.

It’s because of the LED Sun that the Deep State installed in the sky-dome in 2016. 

“Russia, if you’re listening...”

Duh. I mean Captain Obvious is right there:

It’s sad that Rick Perry was one of the least destructive shitheads in this administration. It’s almost as if he somewhat tried to take his job seriously.

It may not be as far behind, considering FCA isn’t exactly honest about sales numbers.

These guys need to take turns pissing on an electric fence.

If there is a mountain of evidence that you can’t bury in the ground or burn, just cover it in lots of bullshit. 

What Rudy’s really asking:

Are those Bespoke wheels?

He was getting “jock strap” confused with “strap-on.”

Trump’s mentality is that of a child. He is the twisted kid in Toy Story who liked to destroy toys, pretending they were real people. He is sadistic.

The billionaires are ready for whatever climate change throws at them. They have plenty of food, water, medical supplies, and can move to whatever house they need to.

This pretty much sums it up...

Rudy Giuliani: “Of course this mouse is a Democrat spy. He was trying to sneak incriminating documents to the serv.........special computer. This same mouse wrote the call log and tricked Donald Trump into releasing it. You think a Democrat would release something that verifies what a whistle blower has been saying? …

He’s used to certain people kissing his ass, so he’s always in position.