Lighten up, Francis.

Please tell me you’re kidding. If not, wow. Get a grip.

Please tell me you’re kidding. If not, wow. Get a grip.

Did you really expect something different from this crew? Sophomoric feces hurling is how they soothe their massive butthurt. And I hope they’ve got a ton of shit, because they need at least 4 years worth. Oh to be a fly on the wall at their editorial meetings. That’d be some prime grade fun right there.

Perhaps there some interesting insight into Bowyer’s salary in there... reading between the lines, it seems as if he’s paid 600K / month.

I bought one of these a while back. I used it once, threw it away, and then bought a Thermapen. Save yourself some time/trouble and skip the first step.

I bought one of these a while back. I used it once, threw it away, and then bought a Thermapen. Save yourself some…

Giggle-snort. This is exactly what has been the cream in my fucking coffee for the past few weeks. Whenever anything relatively shitty happens, I can turn to the old dependable Gawker Empire to see someone that’s obviously having a much worse day than I am. And will continue to work themselves into a…

This isn’t punishment as a form of rehabilitation. It’s punishment as a deterrent to recidivism, and it’s 100% effective. Rehabilitation won’t touch that statistic.

That’s exactly how Saturn and the other fixed-price experiments had pricing flexibility. If the demand for a particular car was low, or there was one that was on the lot for a while, the trade-in value was inflated to compensate. In a trade scenario, the selling price is irrelevant. All that matters is the net…

Wow. I wasn’t aware that they were kept in locked cages overnight so they couldn’t find a different job to better fit their skill set and education. Someone should start an investigation ASAP.

Please. Like this will be an objective look. It’s Gawker, after all. No matter what your collective opinions were about NAFTA/TPP/etc., the takeaway from the article will be “Trump doesn’t like it, so IT’S THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD AND CARS WITH COEXIST BUMPER STICKERS!!!!” If Trump came out tomorrow and said…

No, God doesn’t hate NASCAR. He hates the rampant set of douchebags that run Pocono Speedway. If there truly is a God in Heaven he will order up torrential downpours on every Pocono race weekend until NASCAR finally pulls the races from that dumpster fire of a racetrack.

Absolutely nothing. But, they can’t miss an opportunity to be edgy cool kids.

I understand where you are coming from, but how is this any different then getting the car totaled during a lease? With GAP insurance, you’re covered for any residual shortfall, but the down payment is gone. At least with VW, you have the option to retain the car throughout the lease period and walk away with no…

So, did they wear the blindfolds while testing the “curves, bumps, hills, and stop-and-go traffic”?

There you have it. They showed terminally bad judgment. Green light for the op.

Damn. You greenies sure love your Hockey Stick curves..... :-)

Nope. Just like the Brazilian soccer players. He’s just “Johnson”.

Yep. JD Power makes their money by selling the right to use the award in your advertising. Don’t have an award? No problem, they’ll make a up a category for you that you can win. Just write that 6 figure check, and all’s good.

Who cares? He set those parameters as what he needed to make a deal. The dealer took them, so obviously they still saw it as a net win. Whatever loss they took on wholesaling his car to auction (if at all) is money they either made up on the other parts of the deal, got kicked back from the manufacturer or bank, or…

My wife is the same way. Throttle is a binary function. Brakes are a binary function. I’m going to install a HANS device in the passenger seat for me when she drives.