What the actual fuck?

Hi, Tony Abbott!

I had to think about it. Now that I have, +3 embodiments of the Trinity.

let’s take a pole

And yet the ACC still wants these clowns over UConn.

Protip: Umpires do not get paid to call balls and safes. They get paid to call strikes and outs. Particularly in a 20-6 game.

Texas Motor Speedway has been a deathtrap since it opened. Doofus drivers don’t help.

It could be. . .

It’s Georgian for “Mary”, more or less. nuh-ZEEE

Counterpoint: Fuck Bill Maher.

This whole narrative is a euphemism. Crosby called him a synonym for fellator.

Hi, Bruce Allen!

This Washingtonian would trade you in a heartbeat.

The hoax is a bigger hoax than Manti Te’o’s girlfriend.

Ugh. Assuming one buys into this crap, the Atlanta Hawks are not the New York Yankees in success, tradition, fan interest, or ability to impress a client.

It was part of a cache of newsreels from the Canadian Yukon

Deleted. Screw my computer’s interpretation of the kinja comment interface.

NFL Draft coverage is wretched, but a thousand times less wretched than college recruiting coverage.

Spurs are in the top four at present, so unquestionably yes.

How do the refs do that in that situation?