“But the officials ruled that Hopkins stepped out of bounds at the Raiders’ 36. Did he?”

Also, day-amn, Rhee has not aged well.

Query: What about emigration attorneys (if there are such animals)?

The Brownsiest Tecmo ever. And still better than the actual game.

He knows what he’s talking about. And that fielding was the shiznit.

Jameis Winston really raped the Falcons defense in the last minute.

On any normal night, this would be the overwhelming top story. But then Trump refuses to accept the results of the election. Just damn.

On a last-gasp 4th and long late in the fourth quarter, a DPI call has to reach out, grab the ref by the balls, and yank and twist hard. And you still might not get it.

Tried it. Works. I need better dimensions of cheesecloth, though, to do the draining without losing cheese out the side. I had a long strip. I needed a square.

From the BuzzFeed piece:

The NFL and NCAA use the same goal post dimensions, so something is weird here.

In your defense, this is more entertaining and relevant than anything ever written about MMA.

This actually happened and is much more relevant than a publishing company CFO soliciting gay sex.

I’m just pleased that his ex wife and her magnificent breasts are now free agents.

Because there was no need to keep players away from other players’ cocks until Draymond Green came along . . .

One throws a dead ball in an opponent’s face, and one gets flagged. Period.

Each looks down on the other. And each is partially correct.

BlackBerry. For grown ups.

This is why I still voluntarily use a BlackBerry. And I will continue to do so until my cold, dead BlackBerry is pried from my warm, live hands.

Same game play, same mechanics, same general skill set, with only variance in dimensions.