I’d say this pretty much sums up her social life. Add a dozen cats and you’ll have her future.

It feels like that was probably the end of Alex Smith’s career, which is really sad. I realize that he doesn’t get that much respect here, but the dude has done a lot and I was hoping that he would be able to at least quit on his own terms after this season or the next.

STEVE SOMERS HERE AND YOU . . .THERE.

Steve Somers here and you there.

okay but if “analytics” supposedly “work,” how did the Yankees lose 62 games this season? Huh??

The banner? Or Billy Joel?

I’m not sure anything will top the Heat retiring Michael Jordan’s number even though he was on a rival team that regularly knocked Miami out of the playoffs. 

Wow. Think of what Clevinger would do if Flores did something serious, like insult Morris Day and the Time.

We’ve found the bad take.

All that time spent dancing, he could be using to focus on THE GAME AHEAD. Typical glory boy bullshit.

Now that he’s rich, I bet he leaves the kicking net for a much nicer, younger net.

If people believe in data, he can win the CY...right?

I find this article available.

It’s a Beige Alert!

No, I do, too.

Trigg Adams, Sanders’ grandson

Could the Raptors flip him?

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