Hell, whatever works. If DBZ inspires people to take health and fitness seriously, more power to them.

now we just need Jerry Seinfeld to drive one of Yoenis’s crazy cars when they go get a Cuban sandwich

member Tecmo Bowl?

my immediate thoughts upon this reveal:

the future of basketball is here, and it is Kristaps

this is on the level of Pat Riley making the “Heat City Dancers” a thing when he came from New York

he can be the guy who just runs around europe trying to convince military kids to get US citizenship

that’s my text message sound. it is wonderful.

Klinsmann is clueless and they want to go back to Arena? This is ridiculous. Think outside the box for fucking once, Sunil.

Kristaps is the only thing that makes this team even slightly watchable

i love when people hate eli. over half the league would kill for him.

there’s not enough Michigan turnover gifs here

I hope he has a heart attack on 1/19. Pence too.

they gave me 50% off insider, just ‘cause

YEAH WELL I GOT THE GOLD CARTRIDGE SPECIAL EDITION WAY BACK IN 1998

The Cubs are about to become the NL version of the Red Sox: absolutely insufferable after suffering for a century

I saw this ad a few weeks ago - my brother worked on it. They had an alternate version which might have caused riots, if the result had been different....