FUCK YOUR BULLSHIT NARRATIVE

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HST was on Page 2 the last years before he decided he’d had enough of Earth. This might have been his best contribution, other than the post 9/11 piece.

yes, very correct

as a city resident in a studio, half of these are why I can’t have a furry little buddy. oh well. there’s always “adulthood” to look forward to.

eerily reminiscent of his scorcher for Colombia last summer. I’d call James a rising star, but he’s already at the tip top. tremendous potential.

the demise of Barça, greatly exaggerated. just ridiculous.

Boyle couldn’t have hit Mrazek’s stick more directly if he tried

stay classy Isles fans

Somewhere in London, Mourinho and Abramovich are still laughing at Luiz’s transfer fee

this is nothing compared to Luigi in Super Mario 64

I watch ESPN almost religiously.

her only "appeal" (if you can call it that) is "white girl rapper"
no actual talent

Klinnsman goes all over the world trying to find guys to poach for the US, and he can't find a single decent defender. He has no interest in the progress of the sport in America; he cares only for his own job, and he doesn't even do that well.

never change, Papa Tom. never change.

I don't know a single real-life human who listens to Cowherd

this is a perfect headline

I feel like we've all had this discussion before

ah that's right - every single year

such pride as a UAlbany grad to see our Danes on the national stage for the 3rd year running. PURPLE FAM

we're in trouble if Klein is hurt