Mama, there goes that bigot

I’m turning 34 this year and I never really believed all the people who said taking care of yourself in your 20's is important because your 30's is when shit starts to go wrong and deteriorate. Surely I would have had until my 40's (or even 50's?!) before my body decided to give up on me! Nope. Now I’m stuck in the…

president of Toyota Prius diesel truck owners

Bully northern cities for taxpayer-funded domes.

Obviously yellow.

Big Joker is “guaranteed.” There is no other side to this argument.

Scary, but to be fair I hear Donovan McNabb’s unwanted advances are usually curtailed by his poor stamina and occasional need to throw up.

Not a bad strategy, banking on the execution order getting intercepted.

Bass? Dropped.

If fast food really kills you, why do you never see dead people eating fast food? 100% of fast food is consumed by the living. BOOM CHECKMATE

If they are 8th graders sure, but in the NBA that won’t work.

Hopefully, he can follow in his father’s foot (mis)steps.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

He’s the first Duke guy to endorse the four corners.

There is something to this Glory boys theory, Drew. Matthew Broderick and Cary Elwes haven't done anything worthwhile in the last 20 years.