Make America Grope Again.

That’s him? Wow, he must have bet his neck on the hard eight and lost.

Politics is so stupid. Pence was declared the victor because he was the ultimate stereotype of a sleazy politician? He stayed calm and lied well under pressure? Hooray! Pence is a liar on the order of a common sociopath! Congratulations you have won the debate! He kept ramming Kaine about being a “career politician”…

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It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....

He was having a pre-dawn gastrointestinal disorder, which may have triggered panic. It happens in high-strung individuals. Maybe he had two Quarter Pounders with Cheese at 11 pm on the way from the airport and his drug cocktail turned his guts to soup. So he’s up at 4:30, sweating profusely while sitting on the can,…

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

That’s what makes him smart.

Keep in mind, this is what Trump has stated he wants to do with our National Debt. I imagine our country creditors will look on that just as fondly.

Four years ago, shortly after the Sandy Hook shootings, I went to my kindergartener nephew’s winter concert- and found not a snowflake in sight. The entire fucking concert was about keeping safe; that’s what they were singing about (my nephew’s class sang “S-A-F-E” to the tune from “YMCA”). There was a general air of…

WayneLaPierre will need several hours for his erection to subside before he can issue a statement.

Just read the pigs are saying he was unarmed but reached in to his pocket and took a “shooting stance” and that they are going to release a still of him in the “shooting stance”. So they’re going to look at all the video and find the most intimidating fucking stance of an unarmed mentally ill man to justify murdering…

Back in my escorting days I went to use the bathroom after a...session(?) & after I washed my face I opened his linen closet in search of a towel of some sort. I found a towel, but I also found a very elaborate shrine to Shelley Long. So. Yeah.

Didn’tcha know? In West Hollywood, they give sparkly, “special” twinks their own show.

So the urinary habits of private citizens are fair game for legal intercession, but it’s uncool to discuss or oversee the potentially deadly actions of on-duty public servants? Got it.  

I don’t know the situation on the ground but it’s kinda funny to see police in body armor and weaponry acting as if they’re being attacked by wild animals when approached by a guy in a pony tail and a woman holding a sign. When did the police become so skittish?

Kaepernick protests police brutality - it gets turned into a conversation about flag allegiance and military support. Black man (once again) killed by police and the media can only talk about the ensuing protest.

Leave, then.