ISIS wants Trump as President SO BAD.

Yeah, they know, that’s why they’re doing it.

(Whispers) because it’s the clown thats standing behind you. (Giggles) if you turn around...he’ll get your nose (pulls out scissors) he loves to get noses.

People forget that Kissinger was the original singer for Soundgarden.

And the Trumpettes are so against PC culture that it surprises me how butthurt they are being at Hillary embracing the anti-PC revolution they want to see:

She had a great followup to one of the mouthbreathers:

Ok, I am admittedly really really really bad at this, but I need a ruling. Her follow-up (the full one, not what’s written above) is shade, no?

“I regret saying ‘half’—that was wrong,” Clinton said.

Because the appearance of impropriety in a woman is more of a threat than actual evidence of impropriety in a man. This is known.

OK, so HRC had improperly marked emails on a server that was not the official State Department server, and people are all up in arms that maybe some classified information maybe COULD HAVE BEEN compromised (let’s pay no attention to the fact that the actual government servers on which her emails would normally be WERE…

Well, it is Brooklyn.

that a responding police officer was also injured when another officer’s gun accidentally discharged.

Seriously. He could have roasted her with this. But “I never want any problems with anybody in the world”? I want to be that kind when I grow up.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.

taCorinthian Tuesday!!!

He chose Cornell and we’re calling him a genius?

I see:

...... is this Steven Tyler with a good blowout

Would pay to see Al Franken play Trump in a faux debate with Hillary.