I feel like a person whose introduction to porn was their rapist abductor kind of doesn't have the most level starting point for a conversation about the subject. But maybe that's just me.

The real question is, how did he get the words “Make America Great Again” to float on the air above his head, attached to no discernible object?

I’m hoping they tell him some totally bullshit things just to see if he leaks them and he’ll get up to the podium tonight and be like, “you won’t believe the things I’ve been hearing about Swaziland’s chemical weapons program!”

The fox is in the henhouse!!!!!

Oh my God you’re right. We are all fools to think we will finally get a break from this overstuffed shit sausage when the election ends. That was never the plan.

So, an asshole is helping a giant shit move forward...this isn’t surprising in the least.

I’m dying. This was very well done, for a man.

Amber Wolf for SCOTUS

...... “Just look at that Bitch!!!”

oh my god, can you imagine her covering the westminster dog show?! that sounds SO GREAT!!!

I firmly believe that Leslie should commentate everything. Nature shows, Westminster Dog show, every single episode of Game of Thrones (one wasn’t enough!)- EVERYTHING. And I would watch all of it.

I can’t decide which is worst. Psychics or the idiots that allow themselves to be duped. Probably both are equally useless.

Years ago I saw a psychic and she said I was a major ladies man who had girlfriends all over the place.

What you or anyone “thinks” they are trying to do is irrelevant. Freedom of and from religion—no matter if you find the religion annoying or not. I don’t get to decide that no one could actually believe that “rise from the dead” mumbo jumbo and you don’t get to decide how serious others are.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

We really need to overhaul the entire justice system - not just our police forces - all of it. Our training, our hiring practices, psych evaluations, the policing culture, everything from the bottom up.

According to her lawyers, Rosner felt that another instructor could assume responsibilities over the Spanish-teaching portion of the class, while she would focus on reading and writing.

Good lord. That gets a giant nope from me.

its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.