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Lando being a McLaren driver, more than anything, is what makes me glad that the Ron Dennis era is over.  Not to take anything from his accomplishments (I became a fan of McLaren’s F1 team under his watch), but there is no way he would’ve let Lando be as... Lando, as he is.

I think the youngest, newest generation of racing driver is turning the tide. It’s cliche at this point to say “the sport is sanitized and full of PR-friendly answers and no fun.”

This has taken on the feeling of VH1, “Behind The Music” - except instead of some giant cocaine and alcohol fueled meltdown, it’s rust.

I’m disturbed and bored in equal measure: a Pete Buttigieg story.

Your puns are at the point that they qualify as battery. 

If it wasn’t for those radical policies of the 1960's (and all the work progressives have fought for since then) Pete probably wouldn’t be married right now

I have a special loathing in my heart for Pete Buttigieg. I just dislike him on instinctual level. He’s every teachers pet. He’s every gradegrubber. He’s every shithead son of the manager who Thinks he’s in charge of you.

Can you hear the Penskes Fernando?
I remember long ago another starry May like this
With the Firestones Fernando
You were racing to yourself and softly wearing your Kimoa
I could hear the distant roars
And sounds of Rossi’s car was coming from afar
They are closer now Fernando

How cool would that be? Just don’t get arrested. Not that a Jalop writer would ever do that.

Neither of those places are decent.

last Domestic wagon

Vacuum seal it and never drive it. It could very well be the last Domestic wagon ever sold in the US. It’ll be worth half a million in 30 years.

Obedience brings dinosaur victory.

4th: “Nissan’s biggest hope at the moment is Boris Johnson.”

Here you thought I was a man, where I am, in fact, a cruise ship.

1. Stop washing your hands.

So it’s a Cheap thing.

The more I hear about Virginia, the less I ever want to spend a single second in that state. With all due respect, what the hell were you thinking driving even a single MPH over the limit there?

If Warren does nothing else but destroy Bloomberg's candidacy, she will have performed a great service to the country. 

As an owner of 2 EVs my advice for our electric future is this: