He was offered double pay to join GM. “I should have accepted the offer. However, then I drove a Buick Encore and left for Japan that very day.”

He drove for McLaren, isn’t he used to being broken down on the side of the road?

Sorry, not us women who are bad at estimating. We know what 8 inches is...we just lie to you to make you feel better.

How about the 10' 6" bridge that also narrows as you approach with large and sharp curbs?

I have to post this. No regrets!!

I’d put lights on it for the holidays too. This would make a great spite lawn ornament.

There’s a few HOAs out there that deserve it.

“Don’t be sad.  My parents are paying, and they’re incredibly rich.”

I would too. I’d just park it on the front of my property near the property line, so it is visible from their living room and bedroom.

Nah. This is ‘Murica right here:

I want to buy this for my neighbors to enjoy seeing in my driveway. They’ll love it.

Of course they were all sold. To dealers, who are Toyota’s actual customers. Most dealers then resold them, some didn’t for a looong time.

Even 20 years ago, small cars weren’t a whole lot better than what you see in that magazine. Sure, by the ‘90s we had discovered crumple zones and air bags, but pretty much anything below $15K was going to come with crank windows, no AC and a five-speed.

I credit him for the stagnation at Nissan. Make of that what you will.

These were shitty cars when they were now, and they’d be a weird automotive footnote if it weren’t for Back to the Future. This one is in especially bad shape, making it all kinds of CP.

ha ha ha ha tough shit good luck with that, professor

At least they didn't claim he's the founder of Tesla. 

He did NOT fucking ‘co create’ PayPal!

Its also a really cheap beer often consumed by white trash who are secure enough in their sexuality to drink from a purple can.

As someone that carried in a 30 pack of Pabst to Bristol this year, I concur.