“It worked for Acura, Infiniti, and Cadillac.” - KIA marketing person.

K5 is already taken.

the Tesla pickup drug an F-150 uphill

Also free of EPA ratings, so they can make the range estimate be whatever they want.

Im currently back in rural Middle Tennessee on a work thing, and one of my clients brought up the CYBERTRUCK. He currently owns a Nissan Diesel pickup, as he is a Nissan employee here at their headquarters.

This is the hardest crack pipe to have ever cracked piped for several reasons.

YEAH BUT WHAT IF IT LOOKED LESS LIKE A FERRARI AND MORE LIKE A NISSAN WITH A BOOMBOX HANDLE ON THE BACK?!?!?///////

Good. One more car that matches my socks.

I guess the only comfort I have is knowing that it met its demise while being driven, not as a museum show piece... 

Volcano tourism is the choke sex of vacations?

So many great submissions. I’ll just add the P71 Police Interceptor. It has had a very long career.

Gotta go with the classic Checker Cab.

(Editor’s Note: This is some pretty heavy satire, but it may not have been obvious as originally written. We’ve updated the headline and the lead to make that more clear.)

“Stationwagon Dad” is still 100000x cooler than all “OMG must drive biggest possible SUV for 1 offspring & associated crap” parents can ever hope to be.

Red Green approved

If you can’t be handy, you might as well be electric.

Red Green is back?!

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