Let’s be real, the Miata is for both parents, and if revving the little four-pot in that lovely little thing calms the baby, absolutely any man who has ever had children will excuse it above and beyond his dedication to policing fools properly.

I mean, NYC has streetlights.

ALSO keep your powder dry as far as your car loan situation goes, because god knows you won’t need any of that shit going forward.

You live in what is, apparently, the greatest spot for acting as a graveyard for old Italian sportscars. For some reason, the only survivors wind up there, I assume it’s because they come from the south and your weather doesn’t harm their rust-prone bodies.

to be completely honest, I think the Crying of Lot 49 is much more the speed of Jez readers. It’s sort of like what Heinlein may have written had a functioning synapse in his skull after all the drink and drugs of the previous thirty or forty years.

“Waterloo Teeth.”

They should thank their lucky stars that they weren’t just strung up and burned, which is what used to happen to plague refugees.

I’m starting to worry about you torch, the article yesterday about the nonexistent country seemed like something you’d have saved for ages and pulled from an archive of dead ideas.

Seriously, why labels don’t understand this is the perfect time to cash in on a new album for an artist who creates music like this is like

Well chosen name for commenting. Take a look at my name and apply it to “influencers”.

2nd Gear: Hey, does anyone happen to own an old out-of-business gas station? Because if you’ve got reliably safe empty tanks buried underground you could buy now and provide for us in the future.

This, which is also why I was pretty amused by the positive comments on the recent article about influencers fleeing NYC/LA in rented RVs. Especially in light of this:

Childish?

Speaking of open source, motorsports teams all over are stepping up and trying to develop extremely inexpensive and open source ventilators. They can design and fab them but not on large scale, so they throw their otherwise idle engineering staff at it.

“Engineer’s Syndrome”

Another factor in this might be that the Jazz is, in the UK/EU, as far as I know, mostly marketed towards older people.  They don’t want to learn new tech and I don’t think it’s a great idea to distract people with slower reaction times and worse peripheral vision anyway.

It’s more a matter of not having hardware backups or anything onsite and the inherent unreliability of having someone else handle your data. It was one thing to have your backups handled offsite somewhere, you could at least have them use servers you built and send your people to check in and so on, and keep onsite…

Well if anyone was in any doubt about it, that should clear it up. NP for a nice car, just check that odd gasket.

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Cloud services are a fad and companies are slowly beginning to realize the pitfalls of them, they’ll stop being the answer to every question in a few years.