Imagine how many people will gamble on it.

Oh. Well that’s rather fucked me out of what I thought was a good idea.

If you want IIHS testing to be livestreamed through the federal government (it can’t cost much more than they already get, and who would argue with that tax increase) send your emails to Denver Riggleman, yes that is his actual name and he is definitely as ridiculous as you are thinking, through this site:

Read further down the thread man.  We live in a parody of sane reality.

Jesus christ now I’m thinking about bigfoot’s dong.

Save it for later, it’s a good read.  Plus there is artwork.  God help us all.

Ain’t no liberal arts majors with any power over there.  It’s a demonstration in what happens when people who think STEM is the be-all end-all for education.

No no, I was right, you can’t get a position in the Chinese Communist Party unless you’re an engineer. They’re all engineers.

hand to god, this is my gerrymandered rep:

Email sent, but I just remembered that my congressman is a dude who wrote a book wherein he tried to suss out the size of bigfoot’s cock, so.

Yeah but IIHS doesn’t work for the industry, they work for the government. I.E. us

The human propensity for destroying everything can be harnessed into making it harder for us to destroy ourselves.

There are people there watching this.  Why isn’t this a spectator thing.  I live right near the IIHS, I have dreamed for years of going there and watching them throw Volvos into walls.  We could finance so much more crash testing by simply making them spectator events, imagine how safe cars would be.

A country run by engineers is a bit miserable.  What a surprise.

That gif up top is how you make a car chafe.

I am the last person to defend Honda’s performance, but let’s be honest here, they were asked to design an engine that would fit in McLaren’s aero spec, and that really did hamper them.

Yeah, but compared to Honda’s gains?

Kimi just loves driving too much.  I’m starting to wonder if he’s not some finnish buddha when he’s behind the wheel, only able to find meditative peace when he’s driving.

Speaking of tires, make sure the pressures are right, winter hit hard this year on the east coast and my tire pressures dropped by 5PSI overnight.

Who the hell is Matt Brown and why is he spewing good content all over the Jalopnik front page.