Came here for Scrubs reference, was not disappointed.

Well, as long as I don’t have these in my appletini, I should be okay.

When there are hundreds of more healthcare centers all across the nation which offer prenatal care, baby immunizations, general and primary care, as well as specialized care including mental health, addiction recovery, and HIV/AIDs, all for very low costs or no cost and which also accept insurances you can find on…

Give it a rest

“Last year’s number one worst occupation— crack whore — was replaced this year by the new worst occupation: assistant crack whore.”

Yeah, you are breaking the law. Saying that you aren’t won’t change the fact.

You do realize that if you just let them through, the situation would’t even register... Do you remember the last person to pass you on the left? Probably not... Do you remember the last person who got pissed and aggressive when you were a passive-aggressive a-hole about it? Probably and he probably does too.

Ha! How preposterous. Next Jason will ramble that a Russian oligarch with close ties to Putin runs a fund dedicated to investing in media. He’ll even make up some crazy story about how that oligarch invested in Gawker. That crazy Whitlock!

Exactly what I was thinking. 9 years ago Simmons says Love > Mayo and also notes that it’s difficult to say without sounding like an ass because the reasons why Love > Mayo align with unfortunate racial stereotypes. Other than mixing in LeBron’s name, what was he wrong about?

Also, Simmons has spent more time over the…

So with 9 years of hindsight, the obvious conclusion to draw is...Simmons was 100% correct here?

Yeah, I’m pretty sure you could copy this article, find-and-replace the show and talent names with basically any FSN program with zero loss of accuracy.

No. The average annual income of a person in Afghanistan is $1,100, so you’re absurdly wealthy by those standards too. It’s all relative. Everyone is aware of that without the need to call it out every time sports salaries come up.

It’s not like you can’t point to the fact that Chavez instituted a corrupt system of building up his supporters and jailing his opponents - which happens to be the mark not of socialism, but authoritarianism (and plain old corruption).

Anyone that has read Barstool or has grazed through the comment section will see that she’s just pandering to the audience. The founder of the company is a Jew and the majority of jokes towards him relate to him being Jewish. If she wasn’t an established reporter, you wouldn’t even be talking about this, it literally…

The go-getters that are working for free? They’re learning a lesson in corporate responsibility.

So young go-getters trying to get ahead by coming in early/ staying late to get more done will be stopped from doing so as companies will now manage even closer the work of lower level employees.

Joint bachelor party at the museum? You know what, sorry man, I can’t make it, I...just realized I have something to do that day. But you guys have fun without me.

I agree. This article is awful. It's not even internally consistent. What is the point? First it says there was no rope-a-dope because Ali dominated the fight throughout, and that "Throughout the whole fight, even in the rounds where he barely moved his feet, Ali landed more meaningful punches than he took."