Phew, that was close, you almost ran out of things to get upset about.

A box with inserts is the easiest way to store or move a console. And when there isn’t a console in them, they’re handy for storing peripherals, cables etc. that you aren’t using.

Do you think commas and apostrophes are woke too? And proper syntax? And not saying stupid things?

The game would be a lot easier if I could just remember those abilities exist. 

100 Repetitive Dungeons? No thank you I will endlessly do Baal runs for loot. Cause that isn’t repetitive?

I’m just gonna not update the game until I’ve completed everything I want to do.

I get that not everyone is averse to spoilers, but straight-up posting gifs of puzzle solutions on the front page is pretty egregious.

I feel like the game has enough content that it didn’t need rupee throttling like they increased from Breath. Especially when you’re an adult. 

What skill is involved in mindless grinding for hours just to afford an armour upgrade?

As I make my way through this huge game, it would be so nice if half my internet headlines weren’t one massive item or plot spoiler after another these days, but what are you gonna do.

And now, Conway Twitty.

a credentialed dumbass asked an automated lying machine designed to please, if students had cheated. the automated liar machine said yes.

I’m gonna get me an oversized guitar, gain forty pounds and be the next D

I found Breath of the Wild *dreadfully* boring and empty, with the experimentation and sandbox elements wildly overrated. I beat it, but it felt like a beautiful chore most of the time. The weapon durability system especially just felt like handing you fun new toys and then breaking them in front of you. That it…

“Sorry” and “I’m disappointed in myself” don’t cut it in my opinion.

Redfall started development before the Bethesda acquisition so I doubt its core vision had anything to do with MS. Bethesda tried making niche, single-player games before. They all sold poorly. Dishonored 2, Prey, Wolfenstein: The New Colossus, Evil Within 2... all were commercial failures. So, Bethesda decided they…

Jesus. I thought he was just being a whiny asshole about his wife dumping him, but he really is an abusive prick too.

Gamers aren't oppressed, but they *should* be.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidge Racer!

“And I know a lot about obvious disappointing behavior for almost 30 years!”