On the other hand, Christmas fucking sucks. As soon as Thanksgiving is over (the one and only good holiday) I just can’t wait for it to be January. Christmas is just a euphemism for pure, constant stress, so not having one more god damn thing to worry about will always win over some plea to nostalgia or authenticity…

We had our first six months ago and I have a folder on our family share called “FUCKING BULLSHIT” for all of the documents and bills. My wife went through it with no pain management outside of Tylenol after (No epi, no gas, no morphine, etc), and here’s my favorite set of lines from that bill:

and I’m a broken man who needs meters to fill up in order to feel contented.

I blame their childhood vaccinations for them being alive.

You’re so early into it you haven’t even played it for a half hour?

Man what are you...

Looks neat until you hit an oil can a little too had and the ammo you need to get at goes flying across the room and you get murdered.

even when VR gets huge landmark games for it

People had already been waiting for another half life game for nearly a decade before VR headsets were even commercially available.

I dunno that there’s an answer, other commenters say it doesn’t have an issue on PS4. It’s annoying to me too but it’s not that big of a deal.

Man, lots of dudes seem to think them reading a blog is... harassment?

Also, Herbs never have been, and never will be good.

It will never not blow my mind that that’s Robert Redford.

Please stick to lifes rich pageantry.

Looks like Jim Spanfeller running right the fuck away from everything that ever made GMG great.

Hey Jim, I hope you can see this because I’m doing it as hard as i can

Jokes on you, most of us don’t have teeth.

Can we get an update on the status of piggy poop balls?

Rush being 32 is a fucking crime.

It’s gotta be proximity in case something happens, but with our son we put him down in his crib in the nursery for something during his first week home and he was fine with it, so we never developed the same room habit.  He sleeps well (5 months) and I can’t imagine walking around on eggshells in our bedroom for…