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When your backwoods redneck accent is so thick, “owner” and “toter” sound the same.

Man, it’s almost like we have a whole nother year until the party can rally around a single candidate.

I’m trying really hard to understand that last statement: 

*giant wanking motion*

*enormous wanking motion*

“So unless things have changed in the last 25+years”

I turned it off after the Lions drafted another fucking TE in the first round and the regret I had wasting my time watching that much ruined the rest of my night.  I can’t imagine how shitty I’d feel if I had planned to do anything around it.

It’s so inspiring to see that no matter how successful a group of people are, for any period of time, that they’re so willing to fuck it all up for the most idiotic reasons.

What the fuck? That analogy is not even remotely analogous.

Boy, these fuckfaces should get to work.

STATES RIGHTS!!! STATES RIGHTS!!! STATES RIGHTS!!!

Those aren’t gaffes, those are features of him “telling it like it is”, even when it sounds like his mouth is falling out of his mouth.

Can I get away with Sweet Potato fries?

It’s really not bad (or wasn’t) as I’m now old and married having met my wife through a dating app.

I think he needs to eventually be a full red square that collapses in on itself.

Sol Pais, who reportedly flew from Florida to Colorado on Monday and purchased a shotgun and ammunition shortly after landing.

would surely jeopardize the relationship people have with their doctors, destabilize the nation’s health system, and limit the ability of clinicians to practice medicine at their best.

Total Exoneration?!

I don’t know that any building on earth can really match the power of Notre Dame, not even it’s counterparts in a city absolutely lousy with insane, awe inspiring history.  The loss of art history in the Louvre would be gut wrenching, but there’s something that feels much closer to the human experience in a cathedral,…