Normally i’d be annoyed at what is obviously shitty officiating. But this hurts Alabama and my default policy is fuck Alabama. I’m sure Saban will get plenty of bullshit make up calls in the second half.

Pretty sure the greatest joy in life is felt when leaving Oklahoma.

You mean, over leaving Stillwater or wherever the shit they are in Oklahoma?

An Open Letter to Drew Magary,

There is nothing more smugly masturbatory than an open letter.

At its best, hearing the national anthem is like going to church.

No American ever died in Combat “for the flag” by the way. They die in combat because our government uses war as a political tool. They are dying for political will, not a flag. People need to get a grip with the patriotism and the flag-deity they’ve created. It’s a symbol, not a purpose for living.

#1: Agreed the national anthem shouldn’t play before games. However, if we were to stop playing it because of the protests, rather than address the protests, that would be an act of absolute craven cowardice. I didn’t suspect Americans were so timid that they can’t even allow someone to criticize their country without…

Right, because no one has ever gotten sick on a cruise ship... (really though, not a terrible idea)

There is always a great hullabaloo over not being ready for the games in time. However, Rio is doing a truly impressive job of truly not having finished the buildings.

“Impressed”? You mean like how Pol Pot was “impressed” with how he was directly responsible for the death of only 25% of the population under his four year premiership?

I’m no psychologist but I have worked for the obscenely wealthy and it is different than a pathological liar. When you are as rich, spoiled and sheltered as trump your perception of reality is altered by the fact that everyone around you is paid to say yes to everything you do and say. So when you say something that…

To the Rio athletes: save the bottles from your water. You may need to pee in them later.

I’ll venture a guess that this happened because purchasing a weapon doesn’t come with the type of oversight that, say, getting a driver’s license does.

Ya, but he'll no doubt live out the rest of his days in an evidence locker.

I am guessing he wasn’t at a Dodge dealership?

See, guns really DO kill people!

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.