Nobody actually cares.

In other news, his replacement has already been named.

The Wii U version of a lot of games could be totally unique. It's too bad nobody bought one. Nintendo really dropped the ball on powering, marketing, and naming this thing.

This... is bad.

Wow. This is impressively terrible.

If this is the amount of work Kotaku is fine with, then I will gladly work write articles for them.

Take this to heart everyone.

I love mental floss. John green really is awesome. Too bad this is ON FUCKING KOTAKU! NOT GAME RELATED PATRICIA!

Can I get hired on to blog about random shit I like from the web as well? My non-game related posts will feature THREE paragraphs of half assed so-called journalism rather than just one.

I'll also accept 1/4…

I'd rather be gullible and safe, then stupid and dead.
Possibly taking my entire family with me.

Bombs are all wrapped TNT or big black balls with fuses coming out the top, duh.

Can't wait until this makes it to Steam!

Is Kotaku still harping on about these two?

Relations between Japan and South Korea, to be blunt, suck. As The Wall Street Journal reports, a new South Korean poll shows that by a slight margin North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un is viewed better than Prime Minister Abe. Stew on that one.

Terrible as usual.

lmao. Every Kotaku writer has some random thing they are obsessed with to the point of absurdity. With Patricia It's Pokemon and crappy buzzfeed lists. I'd thought twins and harps were Kirk's thing, but apparently they've infected András now too.

Pretty gay

One thing everyone knows about Kotaku: They're getting lazy.

Your power of observation is astounding