Reminded me of this (which still makes me laugh way too much):

Ahhhh. Fellow Texan!

I don't believe you.

This is Patrick.

I could care less if this was done supplementary to actual Pokemon news, but TPP is turning into a daily easy button.

"two and a-half minutes of gamplay"

This doesn't seem to be even tangentially related to video games or any form of gamer culture. Short of a really narrow stereotype that frankly I'd expect better than from Kotaku.

Did the bird die?

It does not suck.

Patricia, are you going to report on the PowerSaves and X/Y shiny hack or what?
Latiosite and Latiasite? Anything?

So basically make our game for us & work for free... Gee EA you're so nice!

preorder Thief ($34) [Steam] | Gamefly

Is it just me, or does Chris O'Donnell look like Stephen Amell from arrow?

Wrong one....

I found ghost bad.

I just traded my copy of Killzone Shadowfall for COD Ghost. From someone who has never played a Call Of Duty game before, I find the game terrible.

iPhone to PC port?

There is no why. They're Irrational.

Looks the same to me. If you think you can tell the difference, you're obviously a fanboy.