what would your starfish prefer?
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“Not what I was expecting” - Squirrel
Any reduction of plastics is good.
Or ANTIFA or BLM
What needs to happen is the person(s) that approved this need to be named so this decision follows them for the rest of their lives!
“Do I really have to repay the loan?” - Entitled Millennial
Rule #1 when using bar soap - clean your short and curlies off of the bar after use!
That hand gesture is cultural appropriation. I’m triggered...
You’re able to keep your kid in clothes?!?
“I don’t slap the D out of your mouth and tell you how to do your job” - some comedian dude
As an owner, I wouldn’t recommend it if you’re a programer or gamer. The arrow keys (up and down) are IMPOSSIBLE to find without looking and the oversized track pad constantly moves the cursor around when trying to type.
She’s breaking the glass ceiling for females in STEM...
I want to c*nt punch whoever made the arrow keys that small and the track pad that large!
As long as you’re not a habitual welfare abuser.
...But Patton Oswald swears it was because he solved it...
Get.
Or, you could just take a dirty sock, wipe the cap clean, then throw the sock in the washing machine.
“A round of ammunition loaded with black powder but no bullet.”