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Why not clear nail polish

These tips sound like they’re meant for a Manhattan lifestyle rather than normal folk.

Because if whites did this...

Sure, stir the pot lifehacker.

“Bless your heart...” - southern women

not a prude, but someone’s got potty mouth.

Every time someone says “use the cloud”, in my head, it sounds like a CIA accent echoing in a tin foil hat.

The State Department was in disarray long before Trump

NAR = Taking out second mortgage

What? Not going to list the contraindicators for a tourniquet?

I don’t know why schools don’t teach basic first aid. Makes no sense why they focus on the theories / concepts that offer the lowest probability to allow you to be successful in life.

Exactly, then you’re naked and dead. AND, if you’re a dude, the blood loss won’t make your junk look big.

Ivanka must be cold...

(Elon Musk puts flame thrower down. Tear begins to form)

Exactly why there’s a glass ceiling, to provide a noise barrier...

Because she needed to write about something and the deadline was fast approaching.

“We love exploring all the various cultures” - Hipsters in America

TLDR

Those T-Shirt canons can’t compare to the XDS

You know that every time you purchase one of those shirts, the money is going to the NRA...