Ummm....No Thank You.

That’s a pretty bold statement...

1st touch - ears perk up

This is such a Millennial “hack”... better yet - a hack’s hack.

Sorry white folks. It’s only discrimination if whites are doing it against anyone else.

Bad enough I have to ween the kid off of sucking his thumb and a pacifier...

“ Even my girlfriend, whose hair is very thick, says the shower can rinse out large amounts of shampoo and conditioner pretty easily.”

Wait...so you’re telling me that you NEVER looked at a non-work related website on a work computer?

You’re sh*tting me! If my bike cost >$1500, I should buy a lock more expensive than the bike?

Like their invention of the Dutch Oven (not the cooking appliance), sitting upright on a commuter is a great practice to follow!

Sorry, I don’t watch. Busy with life.

I got my p3nis stuck in the chain, what type of grease should I use?

During the ceremony, just ignore all the NFL players being disrespectful.

Dude, your trying to use logic to prove your point. It’s not going to work, people that think like this don’t understand logic.

These families KNEW the risks associated with sneaking into the USA.

EVERYONE knows that the nanny taught her Chinese. Have you considered that she doesn’t want the attention?

This did NOT work with a male dog. The only thing that came up was his purple crayon...

What about on top of a whale carcass?

How is this a Life hack?

How is this a Life hack?